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Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Pyramid

I think I need to stop going to Lowe's so often. Strange things keep happening to me there.

Last week, while making my daily trip to Lowe's, I noticed that they had spring water on display right as you entered the store. The price was cheaper than at the grocery store so I thought I would grab two cases to keep at my office.

I put the first case in my cart.... without incident. Then I grabbed another case from the top of the stack and two-thirds of the giant water pyramid tumbled to the ground. I have no idea how that happened. I immediately faced the woman who was working at the customer service counter and said, "I have no idea how that happened." She didn't seem to care. Another employee came over and immediately began rebuilding the pyramid. I offered to help, but she declined my offer.

I felt like I was on some sort of hidden-camera TV show. It seemed like someone must have been hiding behind the water, waiting for some goof to walk through the door and grab a case, while they pulled the display down with a rope. That's still my best explanation.

1 Comments:

At 3:51 PM, Blogger Saragarms said...

I wish I could have been there to see that. It would have been awesome. It made me think of Full House where uncle Jesse tries to teach Michelle that you have to take things from the top of structures so they don't fall but when he does the paper towel pyramid collapses.

 

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