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Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Sad pretzel


If food had emotions, how could it make its feelings known?

I'm pretty certain that most food is happy to nourish me, or at least it pretends to be. Some food, however, just can't help but expressing sorrow over its fate.

Take for example the pretzel sticks I was eating the other evening. In one particular handful, I happened to notice one stick that wasn't exactly cheery about being eaten. Pretzel is pictured above.

This is the last known picture of this pretzel. I digested it moments after this image was captured.

7 Comments:

At 8:43 AM, Anonymous maranda said...

I just want to say that it makes me laugh the stories you come up with for this site.. also who thinks to take pictures of pretzels? haha but either way it made me laugh.. poor pretzel.

 
At 10:36 AM, Blogger Pastor John said...

Just doing my job, mam.

 
At 11:04 AM, Blogger Basalyga Family said...

I agree with Maranda, who would think to take a picture of that? The other day I was laughing at the thought of the time you tried to open a can a raviolis I think you should repost that for fun... Andi did much better with the snowblower. :)

 
At 8:37 PM, Blogger Saragarms said...

I was going to ask if you had nothing else exciting happen haha? Anyway, that is a pretty sad looking pretzel.

 
At 12:34 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I relate with the pretzel. I get sad when I look at you too. Tami

 
At 7:55 PM, Anonymous Wifee said...

your perspective on things makes me laugh!

 
At 2:07 PM, Blogger angie said...

Now i know what you do with your spare time. That is very funny. How do you come up with this stuff?

 

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