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Monday, April 24, 2006

Subway

Hello friends. Sorry that my posts have been extremely irregular lately. As you can tell, I have been painfully busy..... so excuse my lack of communication.

Here's an observation that you may have noticed.

I have not been a fan of Subway for very long. For quite some time, I found their menu to be bland and I truly preferred the taste and quality of the subs from local shops instead. I have a few friends, however, who are Subway addicts. After many visits to Subway over the past few months, I have finally crafted the perfect Subway sub.... a sandwich that I actually crave.

Here it is:

1. Italian herbs and cheese bread
2. Turkey breast
3. Swiss cheese
4. Mayo
5. Lettuce
6. Sweet peppers
7. Oregano
8. Salt & Pepper

Try that. It will bring you joy.

I must include a warning with this recipe: If you choose to eat in the restaurant, you will smell like Subway for the rest of the day. There is no escaping the aroma. You truly become what you eat.

6 Comments:

At 6:30 PM, Anonymous the goo said...

i eat only one of the things on your list, lettuce. i don't think that makes for a very good sandwich.

Christina

 
At 10:30 PM, Anonymous Maranda said...

I always told you that Subway is way better! My perfect hoagie is: Italain herb and cheese bread, Italian BMT, lettuce, tomato, and mayo.

 
At 6:55 PM, Anonymous Wifee said...

I, too, like that "recipe", but I prefer my subs to be toasted.

 
At 5:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

while i approve of 75% of that "perfect" sub (ew to mayo, mih to sweet peppers), here is mine:

1. italian herb and cheese bread
2. roast beef
3. swiss cheese
4. oil & vinegar/italian dressing (either works)
5. lettuce
6. onion
7. hot peppers
8. salt & pepper
9. oregano

try that sucker.

and about the smell: subways smell like i imagine heaven smells. so i don't mind that i reek of it all day when i eat there.

-

jared.

 
At 7:14 PM, Anonymous Maranda said...

I just want to let you know that your site has made me have a huge craving for subway because everytime I click on your site that is the first thing I see... soo... Today I went to subway.

 
At 8:33 PM, Anonymous P-Unit said...

While that sub is a little iffy, I have also crafted the perfect sub and I act upon this sub at least once a week. Well, anyway if oyu a good toasted sub, go with this
1. Italian Herbs And Cheese
2. Chicken
3. Buffalo Sauce
4. American Cheese
5. Toasted
6. Lettuce
7. Ranch Dresssing
8. Olives and salt and pepper are optional

Hope you like this one, its a little spicy, but the blends of cheese kinda cancel out the spicy ness. Just like in this equation-
x+1=x+1
See the two x+1's would cancel ou tand we would get that x=itself. Have a good day mr. stange

 

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