Cold feet

Just for fun, I took Andrea and the kids for a drive tonight. We ate at Andy's Pizza (total cost, $10.80 to feed six people). A little later, we stopped at Dunkin Donuts (total cost, around $7). When we came back home, a strange box was waiting for us in our garage. After a moment of pondering its possible contents, my wife remembered that she had ordered new shoes from Land's End. It's several hours later and she hasn't even shown them to me. Why is she being so secretive?

While on the topic of shoes.......this is crazy,........... but many years ago, a distant relative of mine is rumored to have lost a shoe while hunting in Canada. We have searched and searched for generations without success. Now I read this.