Dentist

Went to the dentist today for the first time in a while. The good news is that that I have "nice healthy teeth." The bad news is that the spit vacuum sucked my soul from my body. I never realized until today that once that machine removes all your saliva it begins to suck air through your nostrils and into your mouth.

On another bad note, I'm pretty sure the dentist had a lot of fillings today. His coat wafted the essence of burning drilled teeth.