Reader profiles

In Jared's own words, we learn the following:

About Jared:He seriously rules. He plays drums, and tries to play guitar. He goes to Lafayette College, where he's studying to be a Civil Engineer. He's been rocking PMBC for 5 years as staff. His current beau (I think that's how it's spelled) is the equally rocking Sara Vnuk. Him and Pastor John have a similar sense of humor and a similar appreciation of an eclectic variety of music. His other girlfriend is Pastor John's daughter Hannah.

That's my take on my profile. But I bet you can think of something more amusing and/or revealing. Jared.

In Saddam's own words we read,

About Saddam: Well, it's been a while since I've checked out the blog. Saddam likes blog. Saddam also enjoys long walks in the park, daylilies and all things fuzzy. My favorite food is General Tso's Chicken from the food court at the mall. I usually like to finish my meal with an Auntie Anne's pretzel (hold the mustard, it always sticks in my moustache).

Quick question PJ, any chance you can get me out of Iraq somehow? Things are getting a little tense.

In Carol's own words we find out,

About Carol: So nice to see quality entertainment and information on the Internets (that is how it's spelled, right?). Since my career tanked about 15 years ago, permit me to introduce myself to your readers. My name is Carol Channing and for many years I was the most annoying person you could find on your TV (I have since lent that title to Gilbert Gottfried and Janeane Garafalo respectively).

I also enjoy General Tso's chicken from the food court at the mall. Permit me to ask, but Saddam, if you aren't executed for committing genocide and largescale crimes against humanity, would you like to go with? We can go dutch. I'm seriously not a gold-digger. Have your people call my people.

Bonus: After reading today's post, be sure to click right here to view Pastor John's first ever foray into the role of movie director.