The kids

Several months ago, Hannah discovered what was clogging the pool drain at the camp. It turns out that it was Danny Coates who had been stuck in the basin filter. Using all her might, she pulled him to safety.

At age three, Jay has found a job in local law enforcement. The budget of our Police Department was cut to the point that they can only afford uniforms one third the size of the old municipal attire. In frustration, most officers quit. Because of Jay's impeccable character, ability to use a spitoon, and boyish size three vest, he was appointed to the position of Sheriff.

To my shame, my 21 month old, Daniel, got his hands on a Harry Potter book. Defying logic, he taught himself to read and cast sorcerer's spells. Unfortunately, he chose to turn my wife, Andrea, into a lobster (which is a real bummer for me because she loves to hold hands).

Schedule note: Stop by again tomorrow for the Wednesday segment, "Commentary on a house with strange siding."