Post 97
It's the countdown to my 100th post on "Stump the Pastor." For Post #97, I would like to take a moment to introduce to you a man who illustrates the precise reason American citizens are forbidden by the Constitution to obtain titles of nobility.
To the left is HIS MAJESTY KING GYANENDRA BIR BIKRAM SHAH DEV. You may read his biography here.
It's hard to imagine that a man who doesn't blush while wearing that effeminate crown is asked to speak with authority on any subject. According to his biography, his motto is "Knowledge is power, work is worship.”
Because I think that motto is LAME, I would like to suggest a few that seem more fitting for HIS MAJESTY.
1. "Scepter is giant carrot, robe is bedspread."
2. "I am the Shah of tacky decor. What have you done since high school?"
3. "This throne doubles as a coffin. There's no way I'm leaving it when I kick."
4. "I am smiling."
5. "Congratulations to Pastor John on 97 hilarious posts."
posted by Pastor John @ 3:37 PM
3 Comments:
I like the first motto, about the carrot! lol Congrats on your 97th post. I think I have been on xanga for 330 something days.
Umm that is a good 97th post. I liked the bio. I found some of the names funny and it was intersting. Well, my favorite alternate motto is "This throne doubles as a coffin. There's no way I'm leaving it when I kick.". I have to say it made me laugh pretty hard. Sara Garms
I don't carrot all what you say about the dude's scepter. It's boss! Furthermore, he stole that bedspread from me! Thanks for hunting it down for me online. I hate to admit that you make me laugh, but you do. :) Tami :)
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