Supreme Court Nominee

It has been major news today that later this evening, President Bush is going to nominate a new Supreme Court Justice. No one seems to know who it will be, so I would like to make one final push for my favorite nominee.

His name is Andrew Hackman and while he doesn't have any particular judicial experience, I'm certain he would make an excellent choice for the following reasons.

1. Andrew would have the largest shoe size on the court (size: canoe)

2. Andrew is willing to take the flags down at PMBC even in the pouring rain (which is a clear display of patriotism).

3. Andrew has publicly testified that I have super human strength (which shows he is of sound mind).

4. Andrew can almost grow a moustache (see above picture)

5. Andrew realizes that the most pressing need the court will face in the next session will be the uncontrolled migration of Monarch Butterflies over the Mexican border and I'm certain he will do everything in his power to keep America perpetually free of any monarchy.

For these reasons and more, I choose Andrew, Mr. President.