Sunburn

Right now, as I sit at my computer (which I have missed for days), I am basking in the warm glow of a sunburn. After working outside all day in the blaring sun, my skin has turned an earthy reddish color and I feel constantly warm (and relatively uncomfortable).

Two things always happen to me when I get a sunburn, both of which drive me crazy. For whatever reason, my nose becomes a very bright shade of red, prompting comments like "Hey Rudolph," or "Wow, you look like Rudolph," or "Your red nose makes you look like Rudolph," or, "The club chalupa at Taco Bell is delicious."

The other problem is my eyes. Everything around my eyes will burn, with the exception of two circles under my eyes which strangely remain a bright shade of white. This condition tends to prompt comments like, "Hey Raccoon," or "Wow, you look like a Raccoon," or "The white circles under your eyes make you look like a Raccoon," or "A small side of nachos is a delicious addition to any Taco Bell meal."

So there you have it. I'm a raccoon faced reindeer who loves Mexican food.