The secret ingredient in funnel cake

Today I took my family on a trip to Knoebel's Amusement Park, which, according to the Discovery Channel is rated the #2 amusement park in the country.

I don't have time right now to list why Knoebel's is so wonderful, so let me just focus on one aspect of their greatness: ....... their food. Every kind of "fair food" worth eating can be ingested at the park. One of my favorites is the funnel cake.

While eating a funnel cake early this afternoon, I began pondering what goes into the mix and why we aren't allowed to see the cakes while they're being made.

To make a long story short, I decided to do a little snooping. To my amazement I learned that funnel cakes are nothing more than deep-fried / powdered sugared brain. There you have it.

I asked the staff at Knoebel's why their funnel cakes seemed to taste better than the other parks. They replied, "We only use the brains of really smart people."