Press Release: For Immediate Distribution

Having experienced great alarm over the rising cost of "fishy crackers," several Stange children have decided to go on a month long hunger strike. In protest, both Hannah and Jay decided to climb to the roof of their house and "wait out" Pepperidge Farms until the cost of one of their favorite snacks is lessened.

When commenting on the matter, Hannah stated, "Their prices are ridiculous. This is preposterous. It makes my feelings hurt." Jay backed her up by stating, "Daddy, I'm taller than you when I'm up here."

Pressed for comment on the matter, Pepperidge Farms has declined to make a statement at this time, referring all further inquiries to their legal staff.

More will be posted in coming days as this story develops.