A bachelor's Monday

Last week, my sister-in-law, Mandie, had twins (Rebekah & Joey). My wife planned long ago to visit Mandie, who lives 5 hours away in Pittsburgh, once the twins came. She's staying there with the kids until Friday.

So for this week, I'm living the bachelor's life. How's it going you may be asking? Let me fill you in on the excitement.

I usually take Monday's off from work, so today was full of projects that only get accomplished on days off. Here's the rundown of my day.

7:30am: Replaced burned out turn signal bulb in minivan
8:10am: Was urinated on by my one-year-old son while holding him on my lap
8:12am: Changed son, changed clothes
8:15am: Sold son to family of gypsies
8:16am: Felt guilty and bought son back
8:30am: Ate breakfast with the kids
10:15am: Loaded luggage into minivan, kissed wife and kids goodbye
11:00am: Drove to PMBC to speak with contractor
12:50pm: Booked a musical group for an upcoming banquet
1:00pm: Unloaded tons of paper supplies from my truck
1:20pm: Mopped the Dining Hall and Kitchen
2:30pm: Returned broken heater to hardware store
3:00pm: Bought rolls, peanut butter and jelly at grocery store
3:25pm: Made myself a late lunch of pb&j sandwiches while sitting in my pickup. *(Note: peanut butter was spread with a disposable plastic spoon I "borrowed" from the deli)
3:40pm: Wasn't sure what to do with the rest of the day so I drove to East Stroudsburg and only ended up using a Wal-Mart bathroom and then turning around.
6:30pm: Ate two pieces of pizza at Mendicino's
8:00pm: Returned home and ended up fielding over an hour of phone calls
9:15pm: Vacuumed house
10:00pm: Signed online
10:56pm: Blogged

There you have it. A true bachelor's Monday. Welcome to my world.