Total Gym

About two years ago, I bought a Total Gym (I pretty much buy anything that Chuck Norris endorses). Anyway, as we all should know, buying exercise equipment doesn't make you fit, using it does.

Yesterday I did 85 reps to strengthen my tricept, bicept and pectoral muscles. I know what you're thinking right now. "Why bother? You're stronger than any human we know." And frankly, I agree with your thought. The problem is that my big muscles are being hidden by layers of deep-fried, mozzarella laden, fat and I wouldn't mind burning off a few of those layers.

This evening, I am going to work off this morning's Western Omelet (mmmmm, ham) by setting up the device for sit-ups and crunches (mmmmm, crunchy). I'm pretty sure that by tomorrow I'll have abs just like the picture on the box.

Thanks Chuck.