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Friday, March 25, 2005

Meals in review, Part 4

I don't know who I have to thank for it, but for the past few days I have been hampered by some sort of stomach virus. On Tuesday evening, during the middle of Prayer Meeting, I had to excuse myself while I "tossed my cookies." It was quite unexpected, but definitely added a new element that I have felt was missing from our mid-week service.

Since then, the only thing I have been able to keep in my system is water ice. I have had two large Watermelon Gelati's from Josie's. Solid food and I have not been on good terms for a few days.

But today I found the cure to my stomach virus. After bringing communion to one of our home-bound church members, I stopped by McDonald's and ate two cheeseburgers. I'm cured! Apparently, my stomach virus has been eradicated. I thought it was strange that the cheeseburgers worked so quickly, until I took a quick look at the list of ingredients on McDonald's corporate website. I simply was not aware that McDonald's cheeseburgers are 47% Pepto and the cheese is made from genuine Milk of Magnesia cultures.

3 Comments:

At 8:09 PM, Anonymous Barama said...

yea, thanks for the stomach virus.. just kidding, this though is deffinitly the worst i have ever felt..

 
At 7:08 AM, Anonymous dtodd said...

mmmm, cheeseburgers
mmmm, gelati
mmmm, milk cultures
mmmm, cookies

 
At 12:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny,, especially the part about the Milk of Magnesia. Yummy. -T.Dog

 

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