Best place to get a kid

Usually when we go out, we try to choose a restaurant with a ball pit. You'd be surprised at all the free stuff you'll find in one. All you do is reach down in the pit until you can feel the bottom and you're guaranteed to find a handful of change, several socks, glasses, retainers and if you're really fortunate, a lost child.

This is the most recent child we found. His name is Daniel. Most people think he was naturally born to Andrea and I, but that's just a myth.

He's a great kid, but if I knew what kind of appetite he had, I'm not sure I would have taken him home with us. He never stops eating. I imagine that's why his previous owners left him in the pit to begin with.