Hairlines

For most men, a normal and expected part of aging is the fact that our hairlines begin to recede. I know an older man who once commented that he noticed that a scar on his forehead had moved downward toward his eyes. After a second look, he realized that the scar stayed in place, but his hairline had moved back considerably.

Well, I think I have found the exception to the typical hairline rule. Judge Andrew P. Napolitano, a regular commentator and host on the Fox News Channel, has a hairline that appears to be going in the other direction. Instead of receding, it seems that with time, his hairline is inching closer and closer to his nose.

I have been watching Fox News for several years now, and I have witnessed this gradual progression of Judge Napolitano's hair. I imagine that within a few years, he is going to have to part a crease in his hair over each eye just so he can see in front of him.

In the spirit of Mr. Napolitano's hairline, I have decided to challenge you, loyal readers of "Stump the Pastor" to find me a picture of someone with a hairline that begins even further down their face than his. I don't know if what I'm asking is even possible, but for curiosity's sake, I thought I would ask and see what you came up with.