The Holy Mall

Today I'm starting a new segment on Stump the Pastor. Here is the first item for sale in the Holy Mall.

What goes through your mind when you see this stuff? I once heard someone say that Christians will buy anything as long as you put the words Jesus, God or Lord on it. I'm starting to wonder if that's true. Please explain to me the purpose of buying burlap bags with the Lord's name screenprinted on them? Is it so you can have a better witness when you're playing games at your family reunion this year? What would you say to cousin Jerry as you're hopping by? "Your plain sack is clearly burlap for Beelzebub, but I'm leaping for the Lord!"